Also here is a line of smileys for testing: :) :( :/ :| :P :\ :] :X
edit: oh! the smileys were MOODS lol
Pick the month you were born:
January ----- I kicked
February ----- I loved
March ----- I smoked
April ----- I dry humped
June ----- I murdered
July ----- I did the Macarena with
August ----- I had lunch with
September ----- I danced with
October ----- I sang to
November ----- I yelled at
December ----- I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 ------- a birdbath
2 ------- a monster
3 ------- a phone
4 ------- a fork
5 ------- a Mexican
6 ------- a gangster
7 ------- my cell phone
8 ------- my dog
9 ------- my best friend's boyfriend
10 ------ my neighbour
11 ------- my science teacher
12 ------- a banana
13 ------- a fireman
14 ------- a stuffed animal
15 ------- a goat
16 ------- a pickle
17 ------- your mom
18 ------- a spoon
19 ------- myself
20 ------- a baseball bat
21 ------- a ninja
22 ----- a model
23 ------- a noodle
24 ------- a squirrel
25 ------- a football player
26 ------- my sister
27 ------- my brother
28 ------- an ipod
29 ------ a permanent marker
30 ------- a llama
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
Black ------- because that's how I roll.
Pink -------- because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red -------- because the voices told me to do so
Blue -------- because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green ----- because I hate myself.
Purple ----- because I'm cool.
Gray ------- because I was drunk.
Yellow ----- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange ---- because I hate my family.
Brown ----- because I was high.
Other ------ because I'm a ninja.
None ------- because I can't control myself.
Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on!
I just realised after typing out "bleh" for the seventy-fifth time that if I were to have a face-to-face or even telephone (i.e. ACTUAL) conversation, I'd probably never in my life say the word "bleh". Its just one of those words to be kept online to express the inexpressible.
I'm abit sad because
A) I just found out that my Coca-Cola tee which I spent fucking ages to get a hold off shrank. I hate stuff like this happens. (This being a clothing particle being ruined.) Normally, I get over it after a few hours because I'll just go out and get a new one. But this is the. fucking. sold. out. coke. tee. from. zara. I had to fucking walk in the rain searching Zara outlets in London for it, risk bad results to go all the way to regent street to order it, considered going all the even more way to brent cross to find it, and all that for what? Wear one time then it fucking SHRINKS.
Its supposedly meant to be handwashed. ARGHHH I'm so friggin frustrated.
This is one of those rare reasons why living alone is better because I'd be doing my own washing and I'll be so fucking paranoid and sakai I read all the fucking washing instructions tags, and this would not have happened.
B) We went for some treasure hunt thing and got second place, RM1000 less than the first prize, which was won by cheating pieces of shit. See, it was a family category thing, meant to be for parents+kids, but the bloody first prize winner were parents+stupid bitch sister who registered as parents+daughter and came for the event with the excuse that the daughter was "sick". In actual fact, during prize giving daughter was running and jumping all over the place.
Oh and something funny, somehow they managed to mix up the 'fake cheque' things during the prize-giving ceremony thing, and we got the 1st prize cheque instead, honestly we didn't even realise it, but the aforementioned stupid bitch sister was at the back of the stage shrieking about changing it in the middle of the whole fucking ceremony. I mean, seriously, its just a stupid cardboard cheque, if you're going to complain about a small mix-up at least admit that you cheated and don't deserve the prize first. And if you want to change the piece of card, at least wait for the thing to end and until everyone goes back backstage you fucking stupid bitchhh I wish i slapped her there and then.
I mean, think about it,
ok fine my parents are regulars so they could have done better. But what about the other families who joined for fun and went through all the trouble and brought their kids? One of those families could have walked away with RM500 and the other family could have gotten RM500 more if not for your stupid selfish cheating ideas.
Its like I can't rest until this whole dilemma is settled. Thinking of calling up the organisers or something.
So if any of you out there knows someone or are related to the cheating family who recently "won" a keluarga bahagia hunt in the family category, please do not hesitate to relate how terrible I feel they are.
that and my coke tee.
FOO FIGHTERS ANNOUNCE MASSIVE OUTDOOR SHOW IN MANCHESTER. Foo Fighters are extremely proud to announce a live outdoor show in Manchester. They play OLD TRAFFORD CRICKET GROUND, MANCHESTER on Sunday 18th June 2006 with very Special Guests THE STROKES. Tickets on sale 9am Saturday 25th February.
This is the last packet of my Buttered Prawns from BUNTAL!